Best. Band Photo. Ever.

I’ve received a lot of band photos in a lot of press kits over the years, and sorry PR companies: this photo beats them all.

Listen son, I know you’re really excited about your music, but if you want to get the girls, you’ll need to be moody and angsty. Girls love moody and angsty. (That’s how I got your mom.)

Much better.

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