Happy Day of the Ninja!

As if having Christmas and New Year’s Eve wasn’t enough, December also contains that most unseen and deadly of holidays, Day Of The Ninja — which just happens to be today, December 5.

So, how are you going to celebrate? I suggest you start by obtaining the appropriate party hats and favors. And don’t forget a toy or two for the ninja kiddies around you.

Later, throw your very own ninja movie marathon. I’d recommend Chinese Super Ninjas, Ninja — The Final Duel, Duel to the Death, and Revenge of the Ninja. Heck, anything starring Sho Kosugi will probably be alright.

And finally, don’t forget to take some time this holiday season to be with your loved ones and focus on the truly important things. Like taking out dirty, smelly pirates.